I have a Ford F-150 pickup which has been acting up a bit recently.  I took it to the shop and after spending a bit of time in diagnosis, they called me to deliver the news:

Blah, blah, blah, injector, blah, blah, coil, blah, blah, blah, $1,000.00

Not nearly as bad as it could have been, so I'll take it.

While speaking with my Dad Friday night, he told me about a friend of his who parked his truck in the wrong spot and found it caught between a rock and a hard place:

Or, to be more specific, between a tree and a grain truck.  The truck's driver was backing up and said he didn't even feel it.