I visited a customer in Waco, Texas yesterday.  They had a TV in the lobby so I was watching the morning news while waiting for him to arrive.

In one 30 minute period, here is what I saw:

• Marijuana makes teenagers depressed.
• In an act of revenge, some teenage girls in California blew up a house.
• An 8 year old boy in North Carolina gets in a car, starts it up, and goes for a joy ride. It ended with one car upside down, and the other one ( assuming the one he was driving ) setting on top.
• A lady in Florida was attacked by a pelican.  As in dive-bomb attack.

I just can't deal with the stress of knowing things like this first thing in the morning.  I mean, man.

Peace out.