It's the little things in life that just piss me off. Part II

Posted on January 15th, 2008 mitch  Print No comments

You know, all things told, everything in my little world is pretty good right right now.  Me, Yahweh, and the Universe have reached a relatively copasetic arrangement of a sort.  The plusses and minuses of my actions in everyday life more or less equal out.

Until tonight that is, when that everything went horribly wrong.

I stopped by my favorite Mexican restaurant tonight for a margarita and some take out.  I didn't eat all of the chips and salsa with my meal so as I was putting the remainder in the fridge, when the following happened:

Just to catch everyone up to speed, you're looking at my kitchen floor.  That's the green with yellow-stripes part.  The mangled Styrofoam cup held the remainder of my salsa, which you will notice is now all over the green with yellow-stripes part of my kitchen.

The black thing, that you will also notice in the photograph, is the HANDLE TO MY FREAKING REFRIDGERATOR .  Which broke off when I attempted to open the fridge tonight.

I'm not exactly sure of the interaction of the handle, me, and the salsa cup, but as you can see, the everyone lost in this totally senseless battle.

So at this point, I'm not exactly sure who I pissed off: God or the Universe.  Not that it really matters or anything.  It's just something else I have to fix…

By the way, in case you need to know  The easiest way to clean salsa off the floor is to use a dustpan and a sponge…

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