I went to Billy Bob's Saturday night to see Billy Currington and ran into a horrible decision tree at the bar:

1) Hot Bartender

2) Short line

After much debate, I went with option #2, for the following reasons:

1) The Hot Bartender had a longer line.

2) I was thirsty.

3) I could get a drink quicker in the short line.

4) I could admire the Hot Bartender from the short line, just as well as the Hot Bartender line.

And all was right with the world.