Mom: "You need to advertise for a widow."
Me: "Do I now?"
Mom: "Yep."
Me: "Ok, I'll post an ad on my blog this morning."
[ This is it! ]
Mom: "You need to say, 'Lonesome single man looking for lonesome single woman who can cook and clean.' "
I wasn't aware that I was lonesome, but I do need a maid…. :)
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