Well, not exactly award winning. But I once got a free month's rent at an apartment complex that I once lived in by winning the chili cook-off.
Anyway, here's how you do it:
Ingredients:

1 - 15oz can of tomato sauce
1 - 10oz can of Original Rotel
1 - 15oz can of Ranch Style Beans ( regular )
1 - 15oz […]

Mom: "You need to advertise for a widow."
Me: "Do I now?"
Mom: "Yep."
Me: "Ok, I'll post an ad on my blog this morning."
[ This is it! ]

Mom: "You need to say, 'Lonesome single man looking for lonesome single woman who can cook and clean.' "
I wasn't aware that I was lonesome, but I do need a […]