Joke of the day

Posted on January 12th, 2007 mitch  Print No comments

I usually don't pass around jokes, but this one had me laughing for days.

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married…

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a bit worse for wear, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem concerned at all.

Whew! Got  away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why he said that, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times. Then it said, "Oh sh*t.," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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