So my friend Bruce W. was at Hooters in Lewisville the other day and said that Holly, a new waitress ( and recent graduate from Texas Tech in Lubbock), was Miss April in the Hooters calendar.  Bruce said she was pretty hot.

I told him that in my experience, that any woman who has a title beginning with "Miss" and ending in a month of the year, generally was.

Your mileage may vary. :)