[via MarkItUp]

It turns out that if I was a drink, I would be the following:

 

You Are Sex On the Beach
When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!

 

As my friend Patrick says, "Yeah, Baby!"

 

Note: Click on the What Alcoholic Drink Are You? link to see what your own drink is.