My friend Bruce W. is an idiot

On April 6, 2006, in Meanderings, by Mitch Milam

He doesn't think the godaddy.com chick is hot.

Though I love him like a brother, he is still an idiot.

I told him that he has been married too long and that his pee-pee and testy-cals have both shrank to the point that they are causing some sort of brain cloud that is affecting his judgement…

My cure for Bruce is, of course, is a $35 hooker.

Dumbass.

 

2 Responses to My friend Bruce W. is an idiot

  1. Bruce says:

    look, maybe I just like a different style. We all know Mitch prefers PBFH's, and I don't…

    (PBFH is, of course, "Psycho B—- from Hell")

  2. mitch says:

    only in my youth, dumbass. Like, 5 years ago or something…

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