He doesn't think the godaddy.com chick is hot.

Though I love him like a brother, he is still an idiot.

I told him that he has been married too long and that his pee-pee and testy-cals have both shrank to the point that they are causing some sort of brain cloud that is affecting his judgement…

My cure for Bruce is, of course, is a $35 hooker.

Dumbass.