It would appear, that my neighbors neither enjoy nor approve of the freedom I get from my washing my Ford truck in my new man-thong.

It would also appear that the Coppell constabulary have an equal lack of understanding.

I mean, come on. How was I supposed to know those kids would be outside playing in the yard on a beautiful Spring day?

And for the record, Officer Jackson, I was not mooning the patrol vehicle. You just can't clean your tire rims without bending over.

Sheez.