If you never listen to another piece of advice from me again, please listen to this one:

Never, ever. Ever. Buy a cheap water hose.

Ever.

Buying a cheap water hose is like renting a $35 hooker. It may look good all packaged up, but once you start using it, you'll find a lifetime of grief and irritation.

And no Mom, I've never rented a hooker for any amount.  Love you Mom.